Memories of Sweetie

My sister Sweetie went to the Rainbow Bridge today. Ma is very sad. She is telling me many of the fond memories of Sweetie.

*Sweetie was a stray that was the ugliest thing Ma had ever seen. It took Ma two days to catch her, but she prevailed in the end. Sweetie developed into a very cute Shar Pei/Fox hound mix.

*Sweetie will probably always be the sweetest dog that Ma ever will know.

*Sweetie wasn't just happy giving a simple kiss. She had to get her tongue in your mouth.

*Sweetie only liked REALLY hot weather. In her next life she will live in Arizona.

*Sweetie did not let any of the other animals boss her around, except for kittens.

*Sweetie was a master escape artist.

*Sweetie loved to go swimming.

*Sweetie loved to run in an open field. She ran like a gazelle.

*Sweetie communicated through series of grunts and whines. Oftentimes, she sounded like a pig.

*Sweetie once tore up the linoleum flooring and jumped out a window because she had huge separation anxiety.

Sweetie will be REALLY missed. In memorium Ma is going to have a paper mache clock made in her likeness.

The kit has arrived!!!

Hey fella pups,

The kit I ordered, "How to Take Over the World" came today. Sandy and I are going to start reading it 2nite!

Here is me trying to look nonchalant when I checked the mail.

I was a bit worried that Ma would see that I got mail about Napoleon, but the cover to the video did not look like I expected. I think Sandy ordered the wrong thing.

Calvin

Takeover Complete

Fans,

I had lil fite with Honeycomb. I won. I am now editor of the blog. I made some changes. Aint is purty?




Calvin

My Turn

Hi Everyone,

My name is Calvin. I am the older bro=to Honeycomb. I wanted to tell yall that Im takin ovr the blog. Honeycomb caint keep up with the demands of a blog. Im going to redo it this week so it is as cool as our cuzins.